Your dietary choices have never been clearer.

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9. Red wine to wash it down.

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Sung to the tune "Cold pizza for breakfast; warm coke to wash it down."

https://christinelavin.com/songs/f/COLD-PIZZA-FOR-BREAKFAST/

Some people eat grapefruit for breakfast
some people eat oatmeal
there are those who are sure
granola is a very good deal
but not me I don't go for that stuff
when it comes to nourishment I get more than enough
nuthin' satisfies my taste like sitting down to a great big plate

of cold pizza for breakfast
warm coke to wash it down
AAAH!
maybe a couple of pepperoni
make this meal well rounded
gimme cold pizza for breakfast
in a pinch cold spaghetti'll do
but there's nuthin' in the world that I like better
than eat cold pizza with you