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Hugh_Lebowski

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1. This might just be the most perfect story I have ever read

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Sat Jul 3, 2021, 07:46 PM

Jul 2021

This excerpt is a particular favorite:

"Responding officers told him to get out of the Dodge Avenger he was driving and get on the ground but he reportedly failed to do so."

They were asking just a bit too much of the drunk guy there ...

"wait hold on, you want me to ... what, now?"

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Stopped on DWI suspicion after multiple wrecks, man tells police he's "Jose Cuervo" [View all] TexasTowelie Jul 2021 OP

This might just be the most perfect story I have ever read Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2021 #1

"But....but...I'm Jose Cuervo!" Prof. Toru Tanaka Jul 2021 #7

A man called us, interested in buying our home. He wanted to meet at a country club. Name: Karadeniz Jul 2021 #2

"No, no, sir; not: 'What are you drinking?' - What is your name?" Aristus Jul 2021 #3

"Not the name of your f'n spirit guide you idiot... ret5hd Jul 2021 #4

You are what you drink I guess. If you've been drinking and get pulled over, whatever you do, brewens Jul 2021 #5

The country version: Mopar151 Jul 2021 #6