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Ocelot II

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1. "Consorting with the appliance"!

Reply to marmar (Original post)

Wed Jul 15, 2026, 10:20 AM

19 hrs ago

If you can't get that kind of action from a sentient being, go for it, but maybe in the privacy of your living room? I guess a vacuum is a more active partner than a couch, at least.

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Man Guilty Of Vacuum Cleaner Sex [View all] marmar 19 hrs ago OP

"Consorting with the appliance"! Ocelot II 19 hrs ago #1

Turns out he was JD Vance's upholstery guy Blue Owl 19 hrs ago #4

Someone I know who once worked in the ER.. CousinIT 19 hrs ago #2

The most current ER procedure for such a patient- 3Hotdogs 17 hrs ago #9

. . . CousinIT 16 hrs ago #11

He's not the most upright fellow Blue Owl 19 hrs ago #3

Well that sucks. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #5

🏆 underpants 18 hrs ago #7

I read the headline yesterday and thought it was the onion kimbutgar 18 hrs ago #6

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it. Midnight Writer 17 hrs ago #8

This sort of behavior goes all the way back to Hoover. Beakybird 17 hrs ago #10

Is he an Appliantologist? He's a Latent Appliance Fetishist, it appears to me! JoseBalow 16 hrs ago #12

Clearly his wife has not been vacuuming him often enough. BWdem4life 15 hrs ago #13