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8. Me too. Hell, we're all dying. Our telomeres are getting shorter and shorter...

Sun Nov 17, 2024, 03:01 PM

Nov 2024

I just wish that a choice few would hurry up their own dying process. I don't know, maybe they need some help with that.

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The world's richest man is dying... [View all] MiHale Nov 2024 OP

Funny. underpants Nov 2024 #1

Material wealth is fleeting SCantiGOP Nov 2024 #2

Yes indeed. OldBaldy1701E Nov 2024 #3

Or a beloved pet. littlemissmartypants Nov 2024 #7

Those of us who might think like that soldierant Nov 2024 #13

I have read this four times. ... littlemissmartypants Nov 2024 #14

Post removed 70sEraVet Nov 2024 #15

As much as I might like to be accompanied by a beloved person or animal, soldierant Nov 2024 #16

Reminds me of The Twilight Zone "The Rip Van Winkle Caper" Shermann Nov 2024 #4

that was my first thought too. FoxNewsSucks Nov 2024 #6

Fifty plus years ago in college we used to tell a similar joke DFW Nov 2024 #10

Good one! calimary Nov 2024 #11

Not fast enough Hassler Nov 2024 #12