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Yorktown

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7. TRUE BELIEVERS, do NOT listen to that infidel, Mr Hopper or whatever

Reply to edhopper (Original post)

Sat Jun 20, 2015, 10:00 PM

Jun 2015

Edhopper is to Pastafarianism what satanists are to Christians.

He wants to smear our pastafarian religion which is one of pure pasta goodness,

and paint it with the same devilish brush Cthulhutists worship.

Vade retro, Edhopper, by the noodly powers which have been vested in me

(I usually conclude I have these theological powers after having drunk a bottle of pirate rum)

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Is this religion a renewal of an older one? [View all] edhopper Jun 2015 OP

The New Recipe Book.... AlbertCat Jun 2015 #1

Oh edhopper Jun 2015 #2

I'm in it for the invisible pink unicorn BainsBane Jun 2015 #3

The kinder, gentler God ... GeorgeGist Jun 2015 #4

But Cthulhu hasn't got big meatballs. Curmudgeoness Jun 2015 #5

You don't think Cthulhu edhopper Jun 2015 #6

TRUE BELIEVERS, do NOT listen to that infidel, Mr Hopper or whatever Yorktown Jun 2015 #7

You are just a fundy Pastafarian edhopper Jun 2015 #8

My 3 very good reasons to ban you from the Pastafarian forum, Edhopper. Yorktown Jun 2015 #9

But I am not denying the FSM edhopper Jun 2015 #10