New Miss USA says she looks forward to spreading the message of love, diversity and eating popcorn

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. ARRRRGH! Let this thread sink to the bilge......Locking

Keeping in mind the fact that Miss Oklahoma is about the whitest woman I have ever seen in my life, unless she aspires to rise to the position of galley wench or Eye Patch wearing skeleton fish bumper adornment crafts person or even sail maker seamstress, not to mention at least in some small way admit the supremacy of the most Holy High Flying Spaghetti Monster (Basil be thy name), her relevance to this forum is about as close as I am to her at this moment.

Which is to say, not in the bleedin' least.

I have nothing against beautiful women that compete prettily professionally, I have even been in the same hotel as one once, but that is not enough to make up for the complete and utter non-sequitur that this OP is.

Perhaps you may consider re-posting in the "Gorgeous but Banal women from the midwest" group.

(She might not be the least bit banal, but she isn't funny enough for this group.)