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Totally Tunsie

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8. I can fully understand the orders to investigate this to its maximum.

Reply to Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin (Original post)

Thu Sep 25, 2025, 02:51 PM

Sep 25

Clown trump has done such a massively successful job of cleaning major cities of all major crime that there is nothing else left for the Secret Service to investigate or diffuse. Just as the National Guard is now assigned to municipal gardening duties, thus should the Secret Service be placed in charge of mechanical maintenance. We certainly can't have their talents and our tax dollars going to waste when there are hours of billable time to fill.

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I can fully understand the orders to investigate this to its maximum. Totally Tunsie Sep 25 #8

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