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FadedMullet

(844 posts) Sat Feb 28, 2026, 06:37 PM Saturday

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Re: Khamenei"s Death - How many virgins is a martyr for the Islamic faith supposed to get? I'm hoping...... [View all]

........that they are age appropriate and his long history of E.D. comes into play.

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Re: Khamenei"s Death - How many virgins is a martyr for the Islamic faith supposed to get? I'm hoping...... [View all] FadedMullet Saturday OP

I read that is BS and Paradise isn't a carnal place DemocratSinceBirth Saturday #1

"The Islamic faith..." You mean as a whole? Prairie Gates Saturday #2

I read that the 72 Virgins isn't a real thing DemocratSinceBirth Saturday #4

Seventy-two then, got it. FadedMullet Saturday #7

This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie Gates Saturday #8

...wow......just wow...... FadedMullet Saturday #12

Virginians OC375 Saturday #3

Still funny. Thanks for the response and your sense of humor. It's much better than DSB and PG who responded earlier. FadedMullet Saturday #5

sounds a bit rapey for the everafter bigtree Saturday #6

Wait, you are still wrinkly and old in Heaven? Polybius Saturday #13

Kurt Vonnegut suggested in one of his novels that, in heaven, you get to pick your age, so it's mostly....... FadedMullet Saturday #14

Just as a side note, and its a long , long shot, 3_Limes Saturday #9

Wasn't that an old George Carlin joke? "After a couple of Virgins, I'd be looking for a Pro". FadedMullet Saturday #10

oh H2O Man Saturday #11

Uh .. Igel Yesterday #15

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