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Prairie Gates

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12. The 11 year-olds are in charge

Thu Mar 12, 2026, 09:37 AM

17 hrs ago

Good Lord.

The FBI is claiming (obviously falsely) that Iran wants to drone strike California but the FBI Director is focused on MMA bros training FBI agents?

Truly we're in the realm of Idiocracy.

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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A "Historic Opportunity" [View all] demmiblue 17 hrs ago OP

Historically stupid clown show Renew Deal 17 hrs ago #1

Ummm okay. 😳 MustLoveBeagles 17 hrs ago #2

I almost JustAnotherGen 17 hrs ago #3

I wonder who kacekwl 17 hrs ago #4

Will It Be As Much modrepub 14 hrs ago #42

It's so crazy I can't say the words. Diamond_Dog 17 hrs ago #5

When I'm at a loss for words...well..ya got me on this one. BattleRow 14 hrs ago #45

Maybe they can get this guy too... wcmagumba 17 hrs ago #6

Only if "historic" means another silly photo opportunity. nt BootinUp 17 hrs ago #7

The Monosphere is in control - and the results are pre dick table. 617Blue 17 hrs ago #8

I have another name for it. bluescribbler 15 hrs ago #32

Of course he is. Why not? Swede 17 hrs ago #9

How does that find a kidnapped woman? Johonny 17 hrs ago #10

You properly headlock your witnesses? leftstreet 16 hrs ago #19

So, I guess when the FBI agents get the boot they can always Baitball Blogger 17 hrs ago #11

Yeah I'm certain that the FBI has extensive hand-to-hand combat training underpants 15 hrs ago #28

The 11 year-olds are in charge Prairie Gates 17 hrs ago #12

Idiocracy got the timeline wrong. alittlelark 17 hrs ago #13

That's what I said first time I watched it FoxNewsSucks 15 hrs ago #31

These clowns are a national embarrassment malaise 17 hrs ago #14

Every time I see FBI agents... ruet 17 hrs ago #15

This is The Onion, YESSSS??? PLEASE tell me this is The Onion!!! niyad 16 hrs ago #16

How about teaching recruits... LudwigPastorius 16 hrs ago #17

Self-Defence Against Fresh Fruit Gaugamela 16 hrs ago #18

I checked and double checked to see if this was Borowitz (even though I just read today's Borowitz) or the Onion, Amaryllis 16 hrs ago #20

what next? UFC Night live from the White House will become a weekly thing? OGBuzz 16 hrs ago #21

All Circus ThoughtCriminal 16 hrs ago #22

They are going to train bean counters and lawyers to fight UFC style? Jacson6 16 hrs ago #23

Rough times coming at FBI HQ... Buns_of_Fire 13 hrs ago #50

Had to google UFC. Have to do this a lot on DU. Thanks goodness for Goggle. efhmc 15 hrs ago #24

lolol Solly Mack 15 hrs ago #25

New techniques on how to body slam children and law abiding adults Deuxcents 15 hrs ago #26

Why not Lucha Libre wrestling training, too? They could wear those really cool masks! Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #27

What's the current anti-doping policy at the FBI? flvegan 15 hrs ago #29

I can't imagine the FBI folks being stupid enough to think this is interesting. Hope22 15 hrs ago #30

All this UFC manly MMA training isn't going to stop bullets. Crowman2009 15 hrs ago #33

I bet those agents can't wait to have ballsacks in their faces and some fighters have been known to shit their pants. chowder66 15 hrs ago #34

Can't wait for the thumb wrestling tournaments!! chowder66 15 hrs ago #35

I suppose that scrawny bug-eyed twerp thinks UFC is the height of manly manhood, Ocelot II 15 hrs ago #36

What will they charge for 'consulting'? Bobstandard 15 hrs ago #37

ding ding ding, we have a winner! Eugene 1 hr ago #58

Yes, let's sharpen our tough guy image. pandr32 15 hrs ago #38

Why? C_U_L8R 15 hrs ago #39

Can't wait to see Beef Supreme ... sleroy49 15 hrs ago #40

Just f*ck!ng ridiculous... maspaha 15 hrs ago #41

This maladministration thinks it's a reality television show. LoisB 14 hrs ago #43

Great.... multigraincracker 14 hrs ago #44

Frickin' show fighters Alansworld 14 hrs ago #46

"show fighters" LudwigPastorius 13 hrs ago #48

Seems like there objective is to make it look "good" for tv (assuming you think show fighting is good tv) blue_jay 11 hrs ago #55

Hold someone down and beat them till they tap out? Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 13 hrs ago #47

Kra$h Partel! Kid Berwyn 13 hrs ago #49

I hope the F.B.I. agents kick their ass. pwb 13 hrs ago #51

This is like a stale lounge act Keepthesoulalive 12 hrs ago #52

;-{).... Goonch 12 hrs ago #53

More dumbfuckery Bristlecone 12 hrs ago #54

They should read some books instead. IcyPeas 11 hrs ago #56

Overgrown 12-year-old Kash Patel announces RIDICULOUS new plan to have UFC fighters train FBI agents! LetMyPeopleVote 11 hrs ago #57