I am afraid I have to confess to a crime.

[Midnight Writer]

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I tried hard to hide it, but I have been a great admirer and fan of our President, Donald, J Trump, for decades. Watching him come down his golden escalator promising to fix it all was a rapturous experience for me.

So, naturally, when our President called on all patriots to come to DC to support him, hang Mike Pence, raid Congress, and overturn the results of the election, I was all in.

For years, I have kept silent about this, fearful of the lawfare revenge from Biden and the Dumocrats. But today, inspired by our President's own courage, I have decided to stand up and be counted.

Yes, I did it. I forcibly broke into the Capitol on Jan 6, 2021. While there, I desecrated the halls (and walls) with my own excrement, I kicked a cop repeatedly while my fellow patriots held him down, I stole a laptop from a desk, and I carried a sharp weapon that I intended to use on any Demoncrat that I could get a hold of.

I now realize that I should not have hid my crimes: I should have been proud of them. So today I am "doubling down", confessing my role on Jan 6 and declaring that I will eagerly do it again.

Now how do I get paid?