Eat your hearts out! I just got a personal letter from JD Vance. Here is what it said:

[Wonder Why]

From the desk of
JD VANCE
VICE PRESIDENT

"Please know I wouldn't take this time to send you this note if it wasn't vitally important.

Ooh! He wants to consult with me about when he takes over when Donnie kicks the bucket in is lieing[sic] "in state" in the White House in his brand new two-handled open coffin. The lid will be to the side so we can all pay our respects, then the coffin will be donated to "Grouch" from Sesame Street to honor the then-late president.

JD then goes on to thank me and sign it

Yours faithfully

above his signature.

Lastly, he adds a P.S. addressing me by name.

P.S. John, please reply as soon as you can. I'd like to be able to tell the President that the RNC has hit our financial goals this month with your kind help.
Thanks again!

Even the enclosed personalized invitation addresses me by name.

Wow! I can help. I'll offer to help count it and won't charge more than the usual 10% agent fee.

Top that one, you lowlife libs!!!!!!



UPDATE:
I just noticed that JD (I can call him that now) wants me to reply to his residence in Topeka, KS. The man is so interested in saving the country money that he is living in a box in the Topeka Post Office.