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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

Farmer-Rick

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20. He will die on camera soon
Sun Jun 7, 2026, 10:44 AM
Jun 7

He looks like my uncle the week before he died. All swollen and bloated. Not able to stand for more than 3 minutes. Difficulty walking more than a 10 steps. Falling asleep all the time. Words jumbled together and slurring. Rambling about topics not related to the subject. But my uncle recognized his infirmities.

Trump doesn't recognize he's a blubbering mass of swollen idiocy. He and his handlers will keep standing him up before the cameras...err...sitting him before the cameras until he has a stroke, heart attack or dies.

So, not to worry. His death will be televised.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Jun 7 OP
;-{) DEATH BY WIND SHEAR Goonch Jun 7 #1
Hahaha. Love the weather details...the... electric_blue68 Jun 7 #32
President Trump was killed when an F5 tornado struck the White House overnight. surfered Jun 7 #2
PERFECT!!! niyad Jun 7 #4
This is a perfect picture The Blue Flower Jun 7 #16
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jun 7 #3
We share your dream surfered Jun 7 #5
We sure do! SheltieLover Jun 7 #12
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Jun 7 #17
... SheltieLover Jun 7 #18
Good gawd, waiting is tiresome! SheltieLover Jun 7 #11
Not yet Sanity Claws Jun 7 #6
"Well, I'd fly down to scalp him... but is there anything to scalp?" hlthe2b Jun 7 #7
Not much dear owl MustLoveBeagles Jun 7 #29
No but malaise Jun 7 #8
Rfn would be perfect! SheltieLover Jun 7 #13
Strangled in a basketball net when angry NY fans stuffed him upside down one? SheltieLover Jun 7 #9
Even better - Tried an malaise Jun 7 #14
Yes! SheltieLover Jun 7 #19
This message was self-deleted by its author SheltieLover Jun 7 #10
Oi! Aviation Pro Jun 7 #15
He will die on camera soon Farmer-Rick Jun 7 #20
We can hope malaise Jun 7 #22
Oh, goody Joinfortmill Jun 7 #26
May it be soon. I am free today. niyad Jun 7 #30
Talk about must-see TV.... Blue Owl Jun 7 #34
I'm guessing maybe Satan is vacationing in Mount Vesuvius... GiqueCee Jun 7 #21
Blocked air passage by an inhaled Big Mac Pluvious Jun 7 #23
Is he dead yet? LilElf70 Jun 7 #24
Satan is in negotiations. The Underworld doesn't want him Joinfortmill Jun 7 #25
I have been telling people for years that my cousin does not want him. niyad Jun 7 #31
Choked on the "crap Obama left" in the reflecting pool??? debsy Jun 7 #27
This would suffice: True Dough Jun 7 #28
You win the thread today malaise Jun 7 #33
... True Dough Jun 7 #36
His fat ugly pumpkin head stomped in by an elephant Blue Owl Jun 7 #35
Choking with laughter malaise Jun 7 #37
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