Does anybody else wish that..

[buzzycrumbhunger]

1. Personally, I'm hoping

… that he’ll stroke out at the basketball game in a flurry of mouth-frothing and exploding Pampers when New York boos the hell out of him at MSG so the weirdly homoerotic spandex cosplay thingie simply doesn’t happen.

I’m assuming BB comes first but if not, I’ll take his very public spectacle any way we can get it. Main criteria is that he does this very publicly so they can’t just Weekend at Bernies him and prolong this shitfuckery longer than necessary.