Police Investigating 8647 Markings on National Mall Find Unusual Hat at Scene of Crime

[jmowreader]

1. Old joke follows...

Trump wakes up one morning in January and looks out at the newly fallen snow on the South Lawn of the White House, only to notice that the words "Trump Is A Chomo" are written on the snow in urine. He immediately calls the FBI, who send dozens of investigators.

Two weeks later the FBI reports its findings.

"Mr. President, after days of painstaking chemical and handwriting analysis we can state with 99-percent certainty who is guilty of this disgusting crime. It's the vice-president's urine and the First Lady's handwriting."