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109. My wife and I have an agreement to wake each other if

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Sat Jun 13, 2026, 11:44 AM

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we hear of his demise.

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If he dies, and you're sleeping, should we wake you? [View all] Swede Thursday OP

Yes. mr715 Thursday #1

It should be a nationwide alert leftstreet Thursday #2

With the Happy Dance ringtone. AloeVera Thursday #5

I'm going with YMCA for the cruelty mr715 Thursday #11

Ha. Even better. So danceable! Nt AloeVera Thursday #15

But here is the problem... mr715 Thursday #16

Howzabout the "VengaBus"?? (We Like To Party!) DinahMoeHum Thursday #76

How about "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" ? sinkingfeeling Thursday #20

Slanders witches. mr715 Thursday #23

THANK YOU! niyad Thursday #68

This message was self-deleted by its author Prairie_Seagull Thursday #55

how about Swan Lake? DBoon Thursday #86

GLOBAL Karma13612 Friday #93

The celebratory noise would awaken you. No choice. /nt bucolic_frolic Thursday #3

Beat me to it. No need to awaken anyone since wnylib Thursday #56

I think all the celebrating in the street will wake me! Ineedamoment Thursday #4

God, I should hope so! PatSeg Thursday #64

Yes and hell yes vapor2 Thursday #6

Nah. GoCubsGo Thursday #7

I haven't slept well Karma13612 Friday #94

Are you kidding? Activate the tornado alarms, the overhead drones, the Emergency Alert Systems... hlthe2b Thursday #8

The fireworks will wake me up. sop Thursday #9

The earth will shake from human celebrations malaise Thursday #10

No. LisaL Thursday #12

I think we will all... lame54 Thursday #13

I'll wake up right away on account of all the party noise outside. Ocelot II Thursday #14

If and when that happens.... LogDog75 Thursday #17

Absolutely! sinkingfeeling Thursday #18

Of course! MustLoveBeagles Thursday #19

Yes! dlilafae Thursday #21

I think the horns honking, the fireworks, the Buddyzbuddy Thursday #22

Can I pull the plug, please, please, pretty please, pretty please with cream on top. Why can't I pull the plug. twodogsbarking Thursday #24

LMAO ZDU Thursday #30

I would yank the cord like I'm trying to start a lawnmower! TurboDem Thursday #39

Yes. ms liberty Thursday #25

Bittersweet Martin Eden Thursday #26

Blaring car horns and church bells ringing.... MiHale Thursday #27

YES! ZDU Thursday #28

I expect at least a few of you knock on my door to tell me Orrex Thursday #29

Y'all better dm here in TX - not sure they will celebrate properly down here TBF Thursday #31

We will certainly do so! niyad Friday #100

Hell YES wake me so I can spread the good news! KS Toronado Thursday #32

Abso-fuckin'-lately!!!!!!!!! 3catwoman3 Thursday #33

Please wake me Keepthesoulalive Thursday #34

Best wake and bake ever! FullySupportDems Thursday #35

Wake and bake. Dr. T Thursday #40

Lol! I'm gonna get a nice fat preroll :) FullySupportDems Thursday #88

Yeah Yeah Yeah. Kid Berwyn Thursday #36

Open.... MarcoZandrini Thursday #37

That would be a hard no. AltairIV Thursday #38

I haven't slept well Karma13612 Friday #95

I know how you feel. AltairIV Friday #96

No need to... SeattleVet Thursday #41

Yes !!! I want to see ALL the Republicans crying in the streets and on Wall Street dave99 Thursday #42

His cult members will weep. But Wall Street knows JD Couchbotherer VTderry Friday #97

Absolutely! Katcat Thursday #43

Yes! arkielib Thursday #44

Yup, yup, and yup! Totally Tunsie Thursday #45

Yes! So I can do my Happy Dance! Joinfortmill Thursday #46

of corpse Tetrachloride Thursday #47

Nope. Cuz then JD will be prez and then I will REALLY worry.... CTyankee Thursday #48

Me too, but that does not negate my (natural) death wish for the disgusting human being. Susan Calvin Thursday #61

Think about the cultists not having their urine-coloured idol to niyad Thursday #69

Yes, please Ishoutandscream2 Thursday #49

I think the fireworks and people celebrating Emile Thursday #50

No thanks Half-step Thursday #51

Only after the champagne has been chilled. Vinca Thursday #52

Do you mean to say that you are not keeping a bottle on chill for niyad Thursday #71

I gave up drinking a couple years ago Karma13612 Friday #92

Understood. Pretty sure it will be stinkweed, not daisies. niyad Friday #99

🤭🤣 So true!!....eom Karma13612 Saturday #108

My guess is that everyone outside dancing and shooting off fireworks will wake me Sanity Claws Thursday #53

Only if it happens live on video and I can watch it sooner by waking up... Moostache Thursday #54

Please God 🙏 Let it be EncantoCatColony Thursday #62

I'd say "YES!!!" to everything you listed except the donkey. calimary Thursday #78

wake me up. barbtries Thursday #57

The car horns and cowbells will handle it Mira Thursday #58

Immediately followed by a 5 day mourning period. NightWatcher Thursday #59

YES. nt Susan Calvin Thursday #60

Oh hell yes!! CrispyQ Thursday #63

You DAMN well better! I do not want to miss a moment of the niyad Thursday #65

Absolutely - I want to revel every second of it. iluvtennis Thursday #66

I assume someone would start evemac Thursday #67

Probably won't be necessary Dave Id Thursday #70

Y E S !!!!! Y E S !!!!! liberalla Thursday #72

As one person put it, "I would expect you to wake me up in surgery! " niyad Thursday #73

Yes! I'll Need To Get My Cowbell! (For Real!) 🔔 ColoringFool Thursday #74

ABSOLUTELY!!! AverageOldGuy Thursday #75

Absolutely. xuplate Thursday #77

if i have a dnr and i'm in a coma, wake me. mopinko Thursday #79

I'm intolerant of being woken up for anything. hunter Thursday #80

Absof'inglutely Chicagogrl1 Thursday #81

Yes, please. nt LAS14 Thursday #82

Please don't. jmowreader Thursday #83

Absolutely! Though the -cheering & car honking- in NYC might wake me! 😄 electric_blue68 Thursday #84

Yup, by all means. republianmushroom Thursday #85

Yes! I've got fireworks to shoot off! John Farmer Thursday #87

If none of that does the trick, the wails of his idjit-ass supporters will be audible from fucking mars. Volaris Friday #89

There might be a 3 day delay on that reaction Ruby the Liberal Friday #98

A most excellent point. niyad Friday #104

There should be a god damn text alert created specifically for the moment that we can all sign up for. W_HAMILTON Friday #90

Abso-bloomin'-flutely!!...eom Karma13612 Friday #91

You gotta ask!?!? marble falls Friday #101

I'm thinking of laying in a healthy supply of fireworks for that moment. NoMoreRepugs Friday #102

Hell, no! True Dough Friday #103

No, do not disturb my sleep. HappyH Friday #106

Wake me Shake me.... spanone Friday #105

Oh, hell yes! Scream in my ear, kick me in the ass, set off firecrackers. Proclaim it loud and proud! mucholderthandirt Saturday #107

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