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5. Really old rancher I knew refered to his wife as his widow

Fri Feb 6, 2026, 03:28 PM

19 hrs ago

And then he asked for a cookie.

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Recently my wife has been introducing me as her [View all] Floyd R. Turbo 20 hrs ago OP

Don't worry too much bucolic_frolic 20 hrs ago #1

🤗⚡️ Floyd R. Turbo 20 hrs ago #2

For years I introduced my wife as "my ex-girlfriend". Enter stage left 19 hrs ago #3

Ha! 😁 Floyd R. Turbo 19 hrs ago #4

Really old rancher I knew refered to his wife as his widow Attilatheblond 19 hrs ago #5

😁 Floyd R. Turbo 1 hr ago #8

I'm divorced, but we are the best of friends. VGNonly 19 hrs ago #6

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo 1 hr ago #9

Does that mean you're electrified? Wicked Blue 11 hrs ago #7

⚡️😬 Floyd R. Turbo 1 hr ago #10

Could this be why? Ptah 1 hr ago #11

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo 1 hr ago #12