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17. A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar.

Mon Apr 13, 2026, 06:40 AM

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The bartender asks, "What is this, a joke?"

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Jokes & riddles thread.. [View all] red dog 1 Sunday OP

I know should I post my answer? Marthe48 Sunday #1

Sure! red dog 1 Sunday #2

Shake hands Marthe48 Sunday #3

That's it! red dog 1 Sunday #5

Pee. rsdsharp Sunday #4

A dog pees on three legs? red dog 1 Sunday #6

A male dog does. rsdsharp Sunday #9

Yeah, you're right about that. red dog 1 Sunday #11

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Morbius Sunday #7

Approved. underpants Sunday #12

A blonde joke red dog 1 Sunday #8

Did you hear about the rabbi who didn't charge for circumcisions? JoseBalow Sunday #10

Oooh ooh. A table. underpants Sunday #13

A magician walked down the street and turned into a bar... Wounded Bear Sunday #14

What do you call 100 MAGAs ... some_of_us_are_sane Sunday #15

Three men walk into a bar.... LogDog75 Monday #16

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Morbius Monday #17